The 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Tell-All summary shows a living and very real Maria. Yes, Caesar Mack’s Russian ba had a video camo. And TLC also dredged Jesse Meester to harass the ever-tearing Darcey Silva. So friends rest. Hydrate, stretch and carbo-load.
Because there is three hours to tell everything. And it looks like it will be a doozy. Let’s see what happened before the house stretched out with this summary of Against All Odds and Tell All Part 1.
Caesar Mack’s Girl Maria is Real – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Recap
Jaws were collective about the universe when viewers finally saw the real Maria. The blonde Ukrainian catfish finally came to light. While Caesar Mack ate chalky scrambled eggs from a paper plate, this is a bish jet setting and he shops with his hard-earned manicure money. She says she joined the Anastasia Date website because that’s what Ukrainian girls do.
Maria met Caesar Mack on the site. Although she says she wasn’t physically attracted, she liked that he sent her flowers and was American. And sent her all his money … On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Maria and her friends shop and drink Mojitos while they talk about her lonely nail technology. Maria has just returned from Dubai. Her girlfriend asks her if she has found a love there. She says she will tell her later.
And then it was talked about the plane ticket to Mexico that Caesar Mack could not afford. Her Ukrainian friends say she deserves better and advises her to dump Caesar. Maria says that all he does is nails, he doesn’t send her much money. And that he must work and do something. When producers ask how much he has sent, Maria says she is not an accountant. Caesar Mack admits that he has sent more recently. (Place face palm – come on Caesar …)
Darcey’s Not Desperate – She Just Plays Desperate On TV
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days the final begins with both Silva sisters landing at the same New York airport within hours of each other. So they share a ride back to Connecticut together. The journey is tense, with Darcey Silva admitting that she has received a house key, not a ring, from Tom Brooks. To which Stacey one-ups she is still engaged.
Darcey Silva claps back that she would set a time limit for engagement because Stacey has been engaged to this guy since 1985. Just kidding – Florian wasn’t even born back then. At home in CT, Darcey Silva feels insecure (no shock there). After Tom told her that he would be busy for at least ten days and would not disturb him, she did the opposite and blew up his phone.
Darcey Silva jumps in a white jumpsuit with bad panty lines and sprays on perfume. Facing time with a man in another country. Tom is not very happy and insults her for non-stop phone calls and text messages during a business meeting – or at 4 a.m. And he asks if she is ‘that girl’. Duh, of course, she is. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey wonders what girl he is talking about.
Tom finally admits that the long-distance thing is not working. And that they just have to be friends. Darcey Silva is very confused about what she might have done to keep him from loving her. It had to be the lack of Salsa dance skills.
Zied Hakimi Proposes to Rebecca Parrott on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Rebecca Parrott dragged every last skeleton out of her closet and yet Zied Hakimi remained hanging around. She has tortured the Arab hipster with all her cultural taboos. But Zied is taking it in step. And believes her that the divorce papers have been signed. Simply not sealed and delivered. Nevertheless, he is ready to make a proposal. For Rebecca, life is really a box of chocolates. And this time it had an engagement ring in it.
She says yes. And reminds us that she is just a middle-aged mother from Georgia, who is in the Sahara desert and receives a ring that she has paid for herself. Later on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Rebecca drives the rental car she has paid to the airport with the ring for which she has also paid. Says says he didn’t use her money for the ring. His sister paid for it. This makes Rebecca proud.
He says she should go home and end the divorce. Because she’s all his own now. And she will soon see his face all day in her house and even in her car. But she already does. Because his face is on all her coffee cups, pillow cases and air fresheners. They say goodbye. Next step: a K-1 visa for Zied after a 90-day fiance: before the 90 days. At least she got a ring unlike others hopeful (cough cough Darcey cough).
Goodbye For Now – Angela Takes Her Beautiful Uterus Back to America
At 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Angela Deem packs her bell-bottomed cigs and yoga pants and goes to the airport with fiancee Michael Ilesanmi. He is dressed in stars and stripes, ready to go to “Merica. Angie says she came here to see if she could trust Michael. After taking a cake on the face and a mess of humiliation, he (kind of) passed the test. But Ang reminds us that the baby thing is an obstacle.
While the couple says goodbye, Angela offers goodbye advice: “Don’t act like this. Stop your lyin and stop following those women on Instagram. And the BookFace and the ChatSnap and all those other things. “Michael falls to his knees and promises to behave. He is sad and says that he feels that half of his body is going away. They say goodbye and her Georgia ** goes home on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days.
Separation Anxiety on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Benjamin Taylor and Akinyi Obala go to the airport at 4 AM. The two are now married (at least in Kenya). Because Ben coughed up enough sugar and flour and an installment to cover the bridal price. Ben hasn’t told his family the news yet. He finally sent a text message after he and Akinyi had discussed it. She cries when it’s time to go through security.
And Ben receives an MTV-like message that runs to the gate with a sad love song in the background. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Avery Mills is lonely and bored in her room back in Oh-High-Oh. She had to leave her brand new husband in the Middle East. And now deal with the fact that because of the travel ban Omar only has a 5% chance of getting a visa to America.
She FaceTime and she gives him the bad news from the lawyer. They discuss moving to Dubai. She asks if he can get married for a few years without seeing her. He says he isn’t sure. Because of this, Avery doubts his love. But she Googles Dubai and sees how good the shopping is. So play on. This girl is holding her husband tightly. Their 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days process is still ongoing.
The Tell All Begins – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Caesar Mack is the first to walk through the sacred corridors of the Tell All. He hopes to solve things via satellite with his on-off-weather cyber-love Maria. That or it will be the end. Until she needs money to update her roots. Tim Malcolm arrives next and admits that things have been delayed with Jeniffer Tarazona. Dude. You have never passed second base. Could it be slower?
Ben Taylor comes along with wearing shoes, grateful for air conditioning. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Tell All, Rebecca Parrott slips into a low-cut top, free from Tunisian dress code. Tom Brooks appears, a little slimmer but still stuffy. Jesse Meester will join the Tell All for no other reason than to harass his ex. He says he is happy to stand apart from Darcey Silva and all her drama. But he is still here.
Darcey sinks into a black sequin crop top and glasses that look like a tinted windshield of a Trans Am. She says she’s a “strong woman.” If it is repeated enough, will it come true? She says she’s not afraid of Jesse. Avery Mills appears in a trendy, fun polka dot hijab. She changes into a more sophisticated jewel tone hijab for curtain call.
Speaking of refined, Angela Deem is all she has to say. Everything has to be in her twenty purse. She unloads a pack of Marlboro red, a lighter, half a roll of mentos, a tire iron, a bottle of vodka, and a Slim Jim. And that was just a cup. She should have smuggled in Mykull there and skipped the costs of the K-1. Let’s roll this Tell All for 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days.
Host Shaun Robinson Has a New Dress But The Same Old Game
The cast takes the stage on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. It is a shame for some. But Tim stands out as the front man of a glamor band from the 80s who’s out to play a medium-sized tour of their hit. Until he sees Jeniffer Tarazona on the screen. And his ego and masculinity shrink a measure or two. Shaun makes sure that everyone sits next to the right long-distance lover’s screen.
Caesar Mack is of course next to a blank screen. A mint green-clad Shaun Robinson starts what she calls a 4-hour TV event. Shaun teases that an explosion from the past is here. And no, it’s not Darcey’s weaving pattern around 2018. It’s her ex, Jesse Meester. Shaun asks Tom Brooks what he is doing here. It looked like he broke up with Darcey. He says he is here to support her. And they are together.
But he doesn’t say she’s his girlfriend. Darcey naturally considers Tom as her boyfriend whether he knows it or not. After all, they have been together for four years. Even when they drank in the bushes in Amsterdam fell with Jesse Meester during the past seasons of 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days. Maybe Tom just came to get his house key back …
Jeniffer Tarazona Calls Zied Hakimi a Freak – 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Tell All
Shaun Robinson brings out the old TLC standby by showing clips of what we have already seen. The first meetings of the couples at the airport. Darcey ho-bathes at Heathrow. And also Benjamin man-ho baths in Kenya. Which Akinyi says she didn’t notice because he still smelled. She complained that she thought he would be “smaller.” He says he was thinner once. She suggests that he goes back to that time. Ouch.
Shaun wants to know what everyone thought of Zied with filtered Rebecca on his shirt. Jeniffer says it made him look like a freak. This is from a woman whose love interests carry a spa all day on the plane and have no interest in her cookie jar. Later, in the green room, Rebecca is angry. Tim tries to smooth it out by saying that freak is different in Spanish.
Avery stands up for Zied. She finds the gesture cute. Tim points out that she is 20. This 90 day fiancé: before the 90 day backstage fight dies before it gets well. Damn it …
Avery’s Not Happy – Mom Teri Joins Tell All on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days
The future of Avery and Omar does not look so bright. An immigration lawyer said that Omar’s chance of a visa is low. And Avery’s plan to move to Syria will only make matters worse. Shaun takes away the familiar clips from when Teri Mills Omar and his culture dissidated. And when she cried for her child who moved to a war zone. But Teri said she would accept Avery moving to another country as long as she is safe.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Tom Brooks gives the 20-year-old some advice. He tells her that it will be difficult if she lives in a foreign country with a language barrier and nobody knows while Omar does root canals. Angela supports Tom. Jeniffer says she respects Teri for letting her daughter live and making her own choices. We say goodbye to Omar so far because he has a molar test.
Darcey’s Under Fire on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Jesse Meester is a legend in his own mind. Arrived in what looks like Great Gatsby cosplay, the Dutch diva demands a coffee. And by the way, he says he’s here to give an update on his life since he evades Darcey and a flying red-bottomed stiletto. “People are super curious,” he says. No. People want sh * t stirred. And Jesse brought a big spoon.
Again, we’ll have to wait to see exactly what kind of Jenanigans Jesse starts. First, Tom’s sister Emma Brooks Darcey gets a cross-examination. On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Emma appears swinging. She thinks Darcey is only in it for a ring and doesn’t really know Tom. She asks her what his favorite color is. Of course Darcey does not know that it is blue.
Similarly, Tom suspects that Darcey’s favorite shade is naked. Because tears have no color … But she says it’s actually white. The color of a wedding dress (and clouds of delusion). Shaun asks about Tom’s previous two engagements. Again, Darcey had no idea. Two engagements and she gets a skeleton key in his mother’s shed? Not cool Tom. Jesse’s backstage smile-coughed latte from his nose.
Make sure you check Tell All part two for more information about Maria who actually turns up for something with Caesar Mack – and Amsterdamaged on stage.