Wyoming is for enthusiasts … and the Kardashian Wests.
In what will one day be the subject of a family spin-off, Kim Kardashian confirmed that she and husband Kanye West are looking for a move to Equality State.
“We love Wyoming,” lyrical on Wednesday’s The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. “It has always been such a great place. My husband has just bought a farm there. His dream and vision is to move there.”
From her, well, not so much. “I love L.A., so I imagine summers. I imagine a few weekends,” confessed the Calabasas, California. “It’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever seen in your entire life … We’ve had the dream of getting this ranch and just spending our summers there and getting away.”
Except in the future, she hopes – no, prays – that their outings are a bit more luxurious than their last visit. In fact, the mother of four will really settle for running water.
Finally, on a recent trip, Kanye brought Kim and three of their children to the house he was considering buying, but on arrival they soon knew there was no electricity and gasped that the iPads were dead.
“He’s falling asleep so now I’m with the three kids,” she remembered to receive Jimmy Fallon. “No bathroom. It is just like in the wilderness, in a cabin. So now there are no more lights and I am terrified that there will be a bear or something. I don’t even know if there are bears, but an animal is going to get us. “
Indeed, who needs IT Chapter 2 if you live a real horror story?
“My phone is dying,” she continued. “There is no service, no nothing. I pee in a bottle because there is no bathroom. And I’m just going crazy.”
Come morning, the family ate breakfast “on a fire thing” and then went out to view nature. And good…
“We’re going to the bottom of the hill and realize there is an entire hotel and an entire cabin,” Kim revealed. “He wanted a romantic little night for us upstairs and I kind of like,” That’s not my vision of romance, honey. You have to warn me. I had charged iPads with films that were ready! “