In this episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, we realize that these women are looking for any reason to organize a party and that choosing sides can be more difficult than it seems.
Well, well, well. Look who we have here. Vicki comes running for lunch and ignores Tamra’s ego. She listens carefully while Tamra asks: “Do you see what Kelly is doing on social media?” Tamra is furious because while Shannon and Tamra were having coffee a few days ago, someone secretly recorded their conversation. That information came to Kelly’s hands, therefore, Kelly is under pressure. (To be fair, when Kelly is NOT angry?) The problem is that the recording shows that the convo is out of context and that, according to Tamra, is how words can be misunderstood.
Do we have a new three friends here? Why in the world does Emily join Tamra and Vicki for lunch … apart from attacking Kelly … Speaking of Kelly, she cries during a FaceTime conversation with her mother and decides that at that moment, at that time, Would it be the best time to apologize? His mother. You know, right in the middle of a restaurant about a damn Mary. Hahaha The speed with which Kelly’s tears leave as she talks to her mother about the infamous rumors Tamra has been spreading …
How many times this season has Shannon worn those white pants, by the way? She meets Kelly for breakfast and makes it clear that her recorded conversation with Tamra was taken out of context. Kelly finds it hard to believe and feels that everyone is against her.
At the other table, Tamra is upset because Kelly now tweeted that she was essentially on the side of Jim Bellino. In case you didn’t know, Jim Bellino is suing Tamra and Shannon for defamation of character. The guy is mad at Tamra and Shannon because they talked about him during a podcast. Kelly “sided with” Jim is a real slap to Shannon and Tamra. Oh.
Kelly swears that Shan is being manipulated by a “white trash from Tamra.” Kelly says Tamra tells everyone that Shannon is drunk and is going to “drink to death.” There are many things he said / said and a big fat woman. The line is drawn in the sand. Emily is having a hard time choosing a side, but says she will support Kelly because they are closer.
I think Emily is in something. I wouldn’t go against Kelly either! I mean, Kelly is acting crazy. The way he moves, the way he leaves the table. Something is not right with her.
Braunwyn and her great husband, Sean, (and her necklace) are planning their weaning party. You know, a party to celebrate the fact that after almost 19 years, Braunwyn has finally finished breastfeeding. I can’t even imagine! Sounds like a strange party, but can I guess any excuse for a celebration?
Braunwyn tells Sean that she “said inappropriate gifts in the invitation.” Man, this girl is very tough. The couple goes shopping and I love how they also decide that it would be a good time to have a great convo, in public. What’s up with these people? They discuss Tamra’s new drama and the new rumors that are spread about Braunwyn courtesy of Tamra. Evidently, Tamra tells people that he hates Braunwyn and that Braunwyn drinks too much. By the way, she got all this information from Kelly … How does Kelly know all this dirt?
Gina and Emily are on their way to get gifts for Braunwyn’s weaning party. Gina shares that her ex, Matt, really cried when she heard that Gina is seeing another man (ahem, Dr. Hottie). Poor Gina is so broken. She loves the attention Matt is giving her, even though HE separated the family. When Gina and Emily start trying on s.x shop accessories, I have to look the other way. I’ve seen enough women with wigs this season!
Shannon is preparing for the first declaration of divorce from her ex-husband, David. David’s lawyer will ask Shannon about the marriage and she is fearing it completely. Shannon calls her business manager on the way to court and talks about the launch of her low-calorie food line. She has high hopes that this new company will be the answer to any financial difficulty that may arise from divorce, but she would not trust that if it were her.
Tamra and Braunwyn decide that it would be an excellent idea to meet to have a cocktail and discuss their beef. After Braunwyn orders what could be the most unpleasant drink in history, she demands to know why Tamra called her a liar. Braunwyn lies in Tamra and does not give him the opportunity to defend himself. Tamra tries to explain that Kelly takes * this * bit of information and twists it. Braunwyn is torn and has difficulty discovering the truth between Kelly and Tamra. Tamra explains that Kelly is “really dirty.”
All the ladies are preparing for the Braunwyn event (also known as the strangest party in the history of housewives) and it seems that Tamra and Vicki are making a great effort on this. Hair and makeup are being fixed when Shannon FaceTimes Tamra informs him that, after all that has been said and done in court, there is a great possibility that he will go bankrupt. Looks like Shannon is about to throw up. Those expensive bags and shoes cost a lot of money …
A couple of handsome waiters arrive at the Braunwyn s.x department. The party is about to begin and the ladies begin to appear. Braunwyn lets Tamra and Vicki know that Kelly will not attend and it shows that everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Meanwhile, Kelly is with her other girlfriends. They seem much more fun than the dramatic team with which they usually surround themselves (that is, the OC ladies). Kelly’s friends listen while Kelly shares all the rumors spread by Tamra and laugh in disbelief.
When Shannon arrives at the weaning party, she is a true Debbie Downer. She explains her current situation in court, which is quite bleak, but fortunately there is some news to cheer her up. Braunwyn invites Gina, Emily, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon to Miami, her favorite city! Braunwyn has high hopes that once women see her in her element there, they learn to understand some of Braunwyn’s peculiarities. Right.
In addition to Miami, Braunwyn also wants to take the ladies to Key West. Shannon makes it very clear that he will go to Miami, but not to Key West. It turns out that Key West is where David supposedly started his adventure. There is absolutely no proof of Shannon’s statement, but she has it in her head, so Key West is completely out of the question.
Basically, the weaning party is like a bachelorette party. Braunwyn is receiving a striptease from a girl and then Vicki, the nun, leaves the party. Gina asks the same question she was asking me. “Is this what everyone in Orange County does when they stop breastfeeding?” Braunwyn is annihilated and I’m not sure what the hell is going on. A DJ is spinning. Braunwyn is falling. And the dildos become blurred left and right. I bet your 35 children are really proud of their mother’s behavior. Of course, all this is happening while the SUN IS STILL OUT.
Later, Shannon meets with his lawyer. This divorce is as unpleasant as it can be and David has been playing dirty. His lawyer tells him that the trial is approaching and that he is not very sure of his financial future. Shannon is convinced that she helped David grow her business and cannot even imagine that she could become financially unstable after this divorce has been said and done. It’s good that you now have that low-calorie food line, right?