In her latest TikTok drop, Alabama Barker is seen glowing in yellow, hair slicked, lips glossed, filter on — and just like that, the internet lost it. But this time, it wasn’t about the PJs. It was personal.
The comments came flooding in. Some heartbroken, others savage. One user wrote, “You could’ve been our generation’s Paris Hilton,” while another added, “Girl you could’ve been like Lily-Rose Depp 😔.” These weren’t just criticisms — they were grievances. People aren’t mad she’s famous. They’re mad at how she’s using it.
Fans weren’t holding back:
“Damn…she’s so pretty but not a girl’s girl. That really hurts my heart. So much potential maaaaaan.”
“You’re too pretty to be acting like this.”
“Could’ve had it all…”
And while Alabama didn’t say a word, her face said it all: unbothered. Filtered? Yes. But fierce.
The Comment Section That Became a Comedy Club
If there’s one thing TikTok never misses on, it’s comment section comedy. And Bama’s video served it back to back to back.
“Oh who is you?” flooded the replies — again and again.
“Alabastard 😭😭😭😭.”
“That’s the 10th one this week.”
“RAN THRUUU.”
And the crowd? Divided. Half were laughing. The other half? Defending her to the end.
“Y’all hating while she’s slaying — big difference 💅.”
“She’s literally glowing. Even your fave can’t compete.”
“She’s not in her uniform y’all! This is historic 😭.”
But perhaps the most iconic roast came from the satirical depression anthem trend:
“Alabama’s song saved me. I was suffering from a severe depression episode… I got out of bed for the first time to turn it off.”
Brutal. But undeniably viral.
@alabamabarker ♬ original sound – TopTier🏆
She’s Pretty. She’s Petty. And She’s NOT Logging Off.
Whether you stan her or can’t stand her, Alabama is clearly winning the algorithm. Even the haters can’t resist the scroll.
The “clean girl era” predictions are already bubbling. One commenter wrote,
“I can’t wait till she joins her clean girl era and just rebrands.”
Others are rooting for a total glow-up:
“God forbid a girl wants to move on from childish stuff 😔.”
“She still has time to change!”
“Just rebrand, girl. We’ll eat it up.”
The fans? They’re loyal.
“You’re too pretty to be in all this beef.”
“Face card NEVER declines.”
“Makeup flawless. Yellow is YOUR color.”
Even the trolls had to admit:
“I don’t like her… but she’s gorgeous.”
“You got haters? Then you’re doing something right.”
So… Is the Rebrand Coming?
Her bio still teases a pajama line. Her posts still pull six-figure views. And her influence? Undeniable.
“She’s the next Ash Trevino.”
“Sabrina Carpenter wannabe or the next big thing?”
“She’s got the face. Just needs the focus.”
While some are begging her to drop the next diss track — “Release your other diss!!” — others are praying for a pivot.
But Bama? She’s just vibing. Filters on. Comments on. And no apologies.
And Kris? Yeah… she’s probably asleep again.
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